The queen of the animals herself, Kesha, has started a cult. But it’s not just any old regular cult — it’s a Cat Cult.
There’s just one catch. In an interview with E! News, K-Dollar reveals the rather unpalatable initiation process.
“You have to eat a little bit of glitter. It’s mixed in with cat litter. It’s part of the process,” the “Rising Star” mentor says. “People can be in it if they like to be cats or play with cats or play with cat toys.
A cult leader like Kesha should command a dedicated and high-profile following, and we know exactly who she and Mr. Peeps need on their team:
1. Katy Perry and Kitty Purry
It’s probably safe to bet the “Birthday” singer has (accidentally or not) ingested her fair share of glitter during the Pristmatic World Tour, and, I mean, changing litter boxes can be tricky. Katy and her furry companion are basically members already.
2. Taylor Swift, Meredith and Olivia
Does anyone love cats more than this girl? Even my mom knows who Meredith is. And Olivia (Benson) is named after the best character in the history of television, so she gets 1,000 points just for her namesake.
3. Miley Cyrus and her Sad Cat Tattoo
Kesha said nothing about owning a cat, and clearly having a kitty forever inked onto your body shows a serious level of cat appreciation. Also, she made out with Katy Perry, so you could argue there was a glittery-litter mouth-to-mouth transfer.
4. 5SOS bandmember Ashton Irwin
Ashton (A.K.A Smash) saved the day when he rescued a lost cat in 5 Seconds of Summer’s “Don’t Stop” music video. It’s pretty obvious he should be the cult’s Head of Security.
5. Ed Sheeran and Graham
Graham the kitten actually has his own advice column. I rest my case.
Who else should join Kesha’s cat cult? Let us know in the comments.
Katy Perry And Taylor Swift Need To Join Kesha’s Cat Cult ASAP
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