There’s a crazy-ass blizzard barreling down on the Northeast right now — at least according to everything I’ve read. I haven’t left the house in, like, two days for completely unrelated reasons. Needless to say, these Snowmageddon weather reports have done nothing but validate my life choices.
Anyway, just in case the terrible weather’s getting you down, here’s a simple tip to stay warm courtesy of Sam Smith. It’s so simple, it’s so easy — you’ll wonder why you didn’t think of it sooner. Ready? OK, to stay toasty during the blizzard, the only thing you’ve got to do is…
Go to Denver.
Sam’s tour stopped there on Monday (January 26). According to the “Stay With Me” singer, it’s “f–king hot” there.
You got that? Just go to Denver. Do what? Just go. Go where? Denver. Go to Denver. What starts with “Go” and ends with “Denver”? Go to Denver. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Denver. Just go to Denver. Let’s review Sam’s secret step by step. Step one: Go to Denver. End of steps.
You’re welcome for the helpful tip.
Snowmageddon Got You Down? Here’s Sam Smith’s Secret To Staying Warm
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